A Vaporous Collection of Moments

A Vaporous Collection of Moments

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Do you have enormous difficulty with your clothing? My shoes and I are constantly at odds because they regularly kidnap my socks. In my house, all kinds of conspiracies abound. Does your cat think youa€™re stupid? If so, you should be concerned, and this book will tell you why. My cat insults me every day with his a€˜I know better than you, idiota€™ looks. So do the rabbits in the backyard. Ita€™s hard not being liked by the house pets. Do you find history, holidays, travel, and even fruit funny? Ia€™ve lost count of the times that Ia€™ve sat in my car in the middle of a traffic jam, while pondering these subjects and many others, along with odd moments too numerous to count. And what is a moment? Here is my own description: A moment is technically ninety seconds. A minute is less than that. And a a€˜New York Minutea€™ is the shortest measurable unit of time, with the possible exception of my own patience when someone tells me to a€œwait a second.a€ But read this book and find out more. Let me relieve you of a small sum of your vast wealth and leave you with a feeling of exhaustion brought on by nothing more than a bit of laughter and just a hint of incredulitya€b.. A Vaporous Collection of Moments is an assemblage of seventy-five essays and mad rants on subjects too ridiculous to ignore. Dominic Macchiaroli is also the author of a€˜My Parakeet was an Anarchista€™ and a€˜Skateboarding on the Appian Waya€™ What others would say about this book, if they were living: a€œI came, I saw, I read!a€ - G.J. Caesar a€œSic semper tyrrific!!a€ - J.W. Booth a€œI am not a pastry!a€ - L.H. Oswald Book reviews online: PublishedBestsellers website.He was not an emotional guy, but his mother was. Leta#39;s examine this new law by using an actual childhood experience of mine, when I a€œaccidentallya€ threw a dart at my best frienda#39;s forehead. My friend started to cry and his mom demanded that anbsp;...

Title:A Vaporous Collection of Moments
Author: Dominic Macchiaroli
Publisher:Pneuma Springs Publishing - 2013-05-30

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